Fighting evil by moonlight. Selling propane by daylight.
he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain
The only method of courtship ritual I will accept.
That’s not an alien. That’s a Metroid. Stupid history channel. #ancientaliens #metroid #historychannel
The Savage Dragon had the best characters.
Dung is a super powered freak in metal armor. His arms are exchanged with cannon arms that spew blasts of variable pressure of seemingly limitless amounts of steaming hot feces against his opponents. The source of his powers is not known. Being encased in armor makes him rather resistant to most types of physical attacks, even if his head is left uncovered. Dung is an excellent team play - See more at: http://www.writeups.org/fiche.php?id=4110#sthash.zygJEZfn.dpuf
Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.
Best literary analysis ever.
Now you’re playing with power
Vulcan in the streets
Klingon in the sheets
Jem’Hadar in the sheets.